Tuesday 24th March 2020

Day one with both kids at home…..Harry’s well planned out school schedule that was a hit yesterday has gone out of the fucking window and today has mostly consisted of ‘PE’ in the back garden.

They both went out on the trampoline at around 08:30; this is a good way for George to self-regulate when his anxiety levels are high. I’m sitting at my ‘desk’ (a small table in the corner of the living room) cracking on with some work and I hear him shout “HELLO DICKHEAD” at the next door neighbour. I barely even bat an eyelid as this is relatively tame for George (and to be fair, if it’s the neighbour I think it is then it’s pretty accurate anyway).

I dial into a Team Meeting at 14:00 and mute my line for fear of George shouting expletives at my colleagues. I’m just about to un-mute my line to join in the conversation when Matt jumps up off the sofa and shouts “OH MY GOD….HE’S JUST HAD A SHIT IN THE GARDEN.”

FML……